I had initially planned an article about what the next four years might look like under Trump, but considering that this week is his Inauguration as our 45th president, I figured maybe I should try and be a little more comical…given how real this is all getting. So, considering the big day is on a Friday, why not start your weekend pregames off with a little Inauguration Drinking game? And, while 12 in the afternoon seems a little aggressive, wasn’t this whole election cycle aggressive?
ALSO, don’t forget to register for any number of rallies happening this weekend. The Boston Women’s March for America registration can be found here.
This is definitely a beer game, you savages.
Take one (1) drink every time…
The camera pans to Ivanka or Melania
Trump says any variation of MAGA
Trump’s Toupee blows in the wind
The camera pans to a Protester
A “Build that wall chant” starts
Trump says “China”
Your liberal friends turn red with rage
Take two (2) drinks every time…
Someone on stage looks awkward (like Jeb Bush “Please clap” awkward)
One of the Rockettes doesn’t smile because she was forced to perform
Bill Clinton frowns/camera pans to Hillary
When Pence begins the oath
One of Trump’s cabinet nominations looks too content at the destruction soon to unfold
Someone mentions “repeal and replace”
Someone mentions “hacking”
Every time a correspondent mentions the Democrats boycotting
Steven Bannon looks off at his Neo-Nazi friends with a twinkle in his eye
Finish your drink every time…
When the Inauguration begins
The camera cuts to Hillary Clinton and she’s smiling
When Trump begins the oath
Someone your with cries (happy or sad, no judgement today. Just drinking.)
Someone your with imitates a Trump “Yuge”
A political debate with your friends starts over something really trivial
When the Inauguration ends
Anyway, back to more quality shit post next week, hope you have fun with this.
SIDENOTE: This game is intended for people 21 and over. This game does not, nor do I, condone underage drinking. Please drink RESPONSIBLY. Furthermore, I assume no responsibility for the actions taken when playing this game, and stipulate that any and all party’s that engage in playing this game cannot hold me legally responsible for any type of debauchery/savagery that may come through playing this game.